Who are the richest leaders in the world? King Faud of Saudi Arabia, Sheikh Khalifa Bin Zayed Al Hahyan and even Arafat
Who Are the Richest Leaders in the World?
MIDI: "Can't Buy Me Love" by The Beatles
It would not be a surprise to learn that King Faud of Saudi Arabia (top photo), whose country literally sits on a big pile of that dark stuff (in this case, oil), is in the Numero Uno spot. You'd think that with his $25 BILLION he could buy himself a different color long sleeve dress.
The second richest leader is the head (and owner!) of United Arabic Emirates, His Highness Sheikh Khalifa Bin Zayed Al Nahyan, who has amassed a nice oily sum of $20 BILLION. He is followed by the head of Dubai Emirate, sheikh Mohammed al-Mahtum and his brothers, totaling a respectable $10 BILLION. Now THIS is how to run a family gas station!
From here the list drops off precipitously as Europe's heads of state weigh in. And, ladies, take notice. Great Britain's Queen Elizabeth II is in lucky seventh position with $660 million. Even her nation's political leader, Tony Blair can only put together $3 million. Barely enough to open a small chain of Fish 'n Chips! Other European leaders share similar "poverty." French President Jacques Chirac, despite all his secret oil deals with Saddam, has only $9 million. Chancellor of Germany Gerhard Schroeder, just $1 million. Even across the "big pond" is America's President G. B. Bush with an estimated wealth of $15 million. Barely enough to pay for a "Speak Without Cue Cards and Tele-Prompters in Just 30-Days" course!
I digressed. Let's get back to that "Richest Leaders in the World" list. We had just finished telling the women to stand proud that Queen Liz II clocked in at Number Seven. Now we ask the poo' poo' ficticious "Palestinian" women to pay attention for one of their own has made it to the big times... even if they haven't. Here's a hint. She's the blond bombshell wife of the ninth richest leader in the world who, until his long-overdue demise, was in some Ramallah rat hole snapping flies off his ass. Yes, sir, we're talking about Suha Arafat! (photo at left)
While you Arab "Palestinians" are being brainwashed into detonating* your intestines all over Israeli buses to get at those 72 virgins, Arafat's wife is living the "Life of [Madam] Riley" in Paris. All that money that was supposedly ear-marked by the world community and United Nations relief funds to help you and your jihad-jockey sons and daughters is being used by Suha (ha-ha-ha) to live in luxurious penthouses, buy the finest "threads" Paris has to offer, drink the most expensive wines, have her daughter, Zahwa, become bilingual in French and Arabic AND hired out the largest "endowed" Frenchmen to perform those husbandly duties "The Chairman" is no longer able to provide. Secretly, Yasser must have hoped that Israel expelled him to "Gay Paris" so that he too could have found himself some of those same Frenchmen... and French boys.
"His Ugliness" has been cash-strapped for so long, he cannot even afford a quick trip to the Arab market. In fact by now he's forgotten how to say in Arabic, "Do you have a pair of pink Fruit of the Looms in XXXL?"
In conclusion, let it be said that money cannot always buy love or happiness but it should, at the very least, buy a fresh change of underwear!
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