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SOLUTIONS
TO THE ISRAELI - "PALESTINIAN" CONFLICT

No single solution is perfect. But some are much better than others. All of the following solutions are designed to end the cycle of violence between Arab "Palestinian" and Israel. Unlike the Arab solution for the Jewish problem ("ethnic genocide" not unlike the Nazi plan), none advocate genocide, but rather a population transfer of the type done before elsewhere in the world.
Special Acknowledgement to Stephen Plaut

 PLAN #1 
 The "Iron Fist" Plan 
- Enough Already! -

1. The West Bank and Gaza Strip will be immediately conquered militarily by Israel. Arafat and all his senior henchmen will be killed. All other leaders of the Palestinian Authority will be either killed, jailed, or deported, with no civilian trials.

2. Israel will announce an immediate implementation of a regime of DeNazification for the West Bank and Gaza Strip, based in part on the  DeNazification programs of the Allies in Germany and Japan after World War II.

3. The West Bank and Gaza Strip will permanently closed off to all journalists and media.

4. Any journalist in Israel who has ever expressed approval of Arab terrorism or who justified Arab terrorism or whose employer did, will immediately be stripped of his journalist credentials and certifications. Foreign journalists so stripped will be deported.

5. Any Palestinian neighborhood, village, or town in which any act of violence takes place will be sealed off, will have all of its utilities shut off, and will be provided with drinking water and stale pita, for an open-ended unlimited period of time. Israel will embrace as its official mantra, "Collective Punishment for Collective Guilt." Residents of these areas requesting to emigrate will be allowed to do so. Barrier walls and security fences will be erected around these enclaves by Israel. Infiltrators will be shot. 

6. Residents of Palestinian towns in which no acts of violence take place will have their utilities turned on, will be allowed to move about freely to other non-violent areas of the West Bank and Gaza, will be allowed to elect their own municipal government, but will not be allowed to enter pre-1967 Israel.

7. Adult family members of suicide bombers will be executed or deported, and all of their property forfeited.

8. Israel will adopt the policy of Los Angeles and other US cities, according to which Palestinians turning in guns or turning in wanted terrorists to Israel can trade them in for food or money.

9. All Palestinian funds in Israeli banks or in the Israeli banking clearinghouse will be confiscated.

10. Any Palestinian assisting suicide bombers or any who attempts unsuccessfully to perpetrate a suicide bombing will be captured, will be flown in an Israeli helicopter over Ramallah or Gaza City, will be handcuffed, will have an explosives belt attached to his or her waist, and then will be hurled out of the helicopter and detonated in the air above the city, while the helicopter will be playing through loudspeakers Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture. That is because it would be poor taste to play Wagner.

11. Capital punishment for terrorists will be immediately implemented and all executed terrorists will be buried in unmarked graves in pigskins. The government will sell lottery tickets to anyone who wishes to purchase them, whereby the winner of the lottery gets to execute one terrorist. Members of the families of those murdered by terrorists will be offered special preferences. The proceeds will be used to balance the government's budget.

12. Israel will endeavor to solve the parking congestion problems in the Hizbollah villages of southern Lebanon.

13. Israel will turn administration of the Mosques on the Temple Mount over to Turkey. Jews will be permitted to pray on the Temple Mount - just not inside the mosques. Palestinians from villages, families, or neighborhoods in which absolute tranquility exists, including a complete absence of rock throwing, will be permitted to pray in the al-Aqsa mosque; all others will be denied permission.

14. The IDF will be instructed to shoot anyone throwing rocks, bombs, Molotovs, or shooting at any Israeli jeep, tank, or military outpost of installation. Large banners will be affixed above the entrances into Palestinian towns and villages that read, "Throw a Rock at a Jew and Die," and also, "Minors who throw Rocks at Jews, their blood is on the heads of their parents."

15.  Israeli Arabs will be conscripted into national non-military service. 

16.  Any Israeli Arab or Jew expressing approval of Arab terrorism, justification of Arab terrorism, or joy at Arab terrorism will have his or her citizenship revoked. Waving a flag of the PLO or the Hizbollah will be grounds for revocation of citizenship.

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 Or... PLAN #2 
 The "Elon Peace Plan" 
- Both Sides of the Jordan River -

Tourism Minister Benny Elon has proposed a new outline for peace in the Middle East, entitled: "In the Wake of the War in Iraq - A Historic Opportunity for a Regional Solution to the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict."

Elon, successor to the assassinated Rehavam Ze'evi as head of the Moledet Party in the National Union, conceived the plan as an alternative to the Road Map currently under consideration. He says that the Road Map is merely a "rehashing of the decades-old goal of trying to seat two peoples on the western side of the Jordan River" - an objective he calls "unworkable" and "dangerous." Giving the Arabs of Yesha [Judea-Samaria / Gaza Strip] a quasi-state will not solve the fundamental problems of borders and refugees, Elon says, but will instead guarantee the next round of terrorism and warfare.

Elon's plan offers what he calls "the genuine and original two-state solution," proposing that it encompass the full extent of Mandatory Palestine on both sides of the Jordan River. Its six points include the following:

1. The Palestinian Authority will be dissolved;

2. Israel will put a firm end to Palestinian terrorism by expelling terrorists, collecting weapons, and dismantling terror-hotbed refugee camps;

3. The international community will recognize the Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan as the sole representative of the Palestinians, and will help it economically as it absorbs a limited number of refugees;

4. Israel will become sovereign over Judea, Samaria and Gaza, and the Arabs living there will be Jordanian citizens living under a form of autonomy to-be-determined;

5. The exchange of Jewish and Arab populations begun in 1948 will be completed, and the international community will help rehabilitate the refugees in their new countries;

5. Israel and Jordan-Palestine will declare the conflict ended and will work together as neighbors.

 

 Or... PLAN #3 
 The "Robert Locke Plan" 
- Twenty-two 'Incentives' to Get Out & Stay Out -
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*TAKING  CARE  OF FAMILY  BUSINESS*
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IN-HOUSE  CRIMINALS

1. Establish the Israeli National Museum of Folly, to be erected near Yad Vashem, which will document and interpret the era of Oslo for Israel's children and other citizens. Scholars and researchers from all over the world will flock to this new institution to study the era of Oslo stupidity.

2. Indict Shimon Peres and Yossi Beilin for 1600+ counts of second degree murder plus many thousands of counts of attempted second degree murder.

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WHY IS ALL THIS NECESSARY?

First read how an Arab homicide high explosive works:

The force of the blast is determined by the quantity of the explosive. An average bomb — the kind strapped around a suicide terrorist's waist, covered by a shirt — would likely detonate at a rate of about 28,000 feet per second — or about 22 times faster than a 9 mm bullet leaving the muzzle of a handgun. That means the surrounding air pressure — normally 15 pounds per square inch — would spike to 2,200 pounds per square inch. Such heat and pressure will melt iron. A person sitting nearby would feel, momentarily, a shock wave slamming into his or her body with an 'overpressure' of 300,000 pounds. Such a blast would crush the chest, rupture liver, spleen, heart and lungs, melt eyes, pull organs away from surrounding tissue, separate hands from arms and feet from legs. Bodies would fly through the air or be impaled on the jagged edges of crumpled metal and broken glass.

The media outlets describing the work of the suicide bombers invariably fall far short of describing the actual result. The children killed are often far more fortunate than those described as "wounded." The wounded are left to suffer in hideous agony, their bodies and organs riddled with the nails and screws and other sharp pieces of steel wrapped around the Semtex explosive. 

This is not the result of gruesome accident, awful as that would be, but the calculated evil of men who have recruited children to kill other children."

Next read how the mind of an Arab homicidal bomber's mother works!

"I am a compassionate mother to my children," she told him, "and they are compassionate towards me and take care of me. Because I love my son, I encouraged him to die a martyr's death for the sake of Allah . Jihad is a religious obligation incumbent upon us, and we must carry it out. I sacrificed Muhammad [her son] as part of my obligation. This is an easy thing. The happiness in this world is an incomplete happiness; eternal happiness is life in the world to come, through martyrdom. Allah be praised, my son has attained this happiness. I asked Allah to give me 10 [Israelis] for Muhammad, and Allah granted my request and Muhammad made his dream come true, killing 10 Israeli settlers and soldiers. Our God honored him even more in that there were also many Israelis wounded . Then Muhammad's brother came to me and informed me of his martyrdom. I began to cry, 'Allah is the greatest,' and prayed and thanked Allah for the success of the operation."

Probably not! There are reasons the Arab world just feeds ammunition to the Palestinians... but neither food nor immigration visas. Arab countries (and even non-Arab Muslim countries) are keeping them focused on Israel and away from THEM because the Palestinian Arabs are trouble-makers and have nothing but murdering Jews and revolution on their minds. They can't even grow a potato! 

Sadly, there are many things that could be done for them. Much of the Arab world has enormous petroleum wealth and vast unused territory. And sadly again, one thing is missing: the co-operation of the Arab World!  With "jihad" in their collective brains, the 250 million Arabs (and many of the 1.2 BILLION Muslims) will continue devising new ways of murdering Israel's 5 million Jews and thus the conflict will never end until either Israel or the Arab world's diabolical obsession with Israel disappears!

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