A Message from General Patton: It's War, You Flabby-Assed Bastard!"

 A MESSAGE FROM...

General George Patton: "It's War, you flabby-assed bastard!"
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THE GHOST OF]
GENERAL GEORGE PATTON
- Listen Up -

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ATTENTION!

 

Flabby-assed AmericanHead up assOK you whining, puusy-whipped, pathetic maggots, it's time for a little refresher course on exactly why we Americans occasionally have to fight wars. See if you can tear yourself away from your "Reality" TV and Starbucks for a minute, pull your head out of your flabby ass...
and LISTEN UP!

 

 THE LITTLE MATTER OF ABU GRAIB 

Baghdad's Abu Ghraib prison Baghdad's Abu Ghraib prison
THIS is not "torture" or an "atrocity".

College fraternity hazing College fraternity hazing 50 years ago! College fraternity hazing
This is the kind of thing frat boys and academy cadets do to newcomers.
Some stupid juvenile fun at someone else's expense.

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"Where's the beef?"  Right on fat-assed Edward Kennedy! Mary Jo Kopechne would not 'go down' on Edward Kennedy so she went down in his car! Senator Edward Kennedy
Certainly no reason to wring your hands or get your panties in a wad.
Got that, Senator Edward Kennedy?
[Edward K. thinks he can save America when he could not even save Mary Jo Kopechne]

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THIS IS AN ATROCITY!

9/11  Attack on World Trade Cente... Islamists declare World War III on America and the West. 9/11  Attack on World Trade Cente... Islamists declare World War III on America and the West.

9/11  Attack on World Trade Cente... Islamists declare World War III on America and the West.
THIS IS AN ATROCITY!

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Muslims behead Nicholas Berg Muslims behead Nicholas Berg
SO WAS THIS!
Muslims behead Nicholas Berg

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WHICH PART DON'T YOU GET?

"Islamic fanatics are not a peaceful group," you ask?  Thousands of these sons-of-bitches are plotting as we speak to destroy our country and our way of life any way they can. Some of them are here among us now. They don't want to convert you and don't want to rule you. You are a vile infestation of Allah's paradise. They don't give a damn how "progressive" you are, how peace-loving you are, or how much you sympathize with their cause. They want you dead, and think it is God's will for them to do it.

Anti-War simpleton. She doesn't "get it" .... yet.     Anti-War simpleton. They don't "get it" .... yet.
And you think Bush and Ashcroft are your worst enemies?

John Kerry thinks if he gives them a hug or listens to them, they'll like us... and you agree?
You dumb ass!

If they manage to get their hands on a nuke, chemical agents, or even some anthrax - you will wish to God we had hunted them down and killed THEM while we had the chance. Stop bitchin' about your damn Health Care, Social Security, Gas prices and your measly 6% unemployment rate... and start worrying about you, your family's, and your friends' asses. How many Americans must be beheaded before you stop blaming Bush for all your troubles - and take charge of your life for a change!

Asleep again

You've fallen asleep AGAIN Maggots! Wake up!
You may not get another chance!

..NOW GET OFF YOUR SORRY ASS - and pass this on to any and every person you give-a-damn about... if you ever gave a damn about anything!

General George Patton: "It's War, you flabby-assed bastard!"
DISMISSED!

Note: The last thing we at Masada2000.org wish to do is to promote George Patton as a great humanitarian. Jewish refugees just freed from the camps at the end of WW2 were re-interned into new camps by the US army. Patton refused to let them out saying as Jews they were subhuman and needed to be re-integrated with the European population very carefully. [As if most Jews wanted anything to do with Europe after the Holocaust butchery!] To promote this son of a bitch anti-Semite is not our intention. For more, click Here.


Some readers may be offended by the above. If so, don't bother reading the following:

Dear Arab World,

Screw yourselves!

Apologize? What the hell for? We forced some Iraqis to strip naked and form pyramids. We humiliated them? Too frigging bad. You want us to apologize? OK. We'll make you a deal. You apologize for 9/11. It was your Arab brothers who killed 3000 innocent civilians. We're waiting for your 
frigging apology. You're lucky we didn't nuke the Middle East you barbarous bastards.

And how about the frigging Palestinians dancing in the streets? How about a frigging apology from those dickheads? They're real brave the way they kill pregnant women and little children. Big brave Arabs. Where's the frigging apology there Mahmoud?

Where's the apology for the Americans killed in Gaza who were on their way to give out scholarships to Palestinian children. Where's the apology there you camel screwing aholes?

Tell you what we'll do. Since stripping down naked is humiliating, why don't we just go back to what you dickheads are used to? Why don't we just break your legs, rape your women, and feed you leg first into shredders? There was no outrage throughout the Arab world about that. I guess that would be OK. Even one of the prisoners said that what the American guards did to him was worse than what Saddam's torturers had done. Holy crap! We screwed up! Talk about cultural insensitivity.

We need to give you vermin real torture. That would fit right in with your screwed up culture. Our mistake. Here we are trying to drag you kicking and screaming into the 21st Century from your frigging 8th Century screwed up culture and freeing you from a madman and his two sadistic sons who have killed and tortured thousands of Iraqis. We had a few bad apples screw with a few prisoners. Guess what? Unlike you, we are gonna do sumpin' about it. You buttwipes would be dancing in the streets if Americans were tortured and humiliated. Check out the bodies hanging from the bridge in Fallujah.

We don't tolerate that kinda BS. The perps will be tried and punished. Some will go to prison. And I didn't see any Americans dancing in the streets when we saw the photos of what went on in the prison. We were repulsed.

We are civilized. We are not barbarians. Unfortunately, most of you Arab illiterates are. All we have to do is look at the way you treat your women.

We are trying to give you an opportunity for a better life. We have freed the Iraqi people from a brutal dictator. We are trying to establish a democracy in Iraq, a tough task indeed, since it doesn't appear that the Iraqis, like the rest of the Arab world are capable of self gummint.

We didn't want to screw with you people, but we had two choices: either try to get you to join the civilized world or to kill you all. The second choice keeps looking better and better.

From ANONYMOUS

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