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HEIKH AHMED YASSIN
Hamas Spiritual Leader
&
Mass Murderer


Wrapped in Proper Burial Shroud
Click Here to Hear this little pervert's voice.

Wrapped in Bacon and
Ready for the Allah Express!

Sheikh Ahmed Yassin... AssassinatedSheikh Ahmed Yassin... Dog meat

Dateline: Gaza City
 5:30AM - March 21, 2004

An Israeli gunship sent three air-to-surface missiles crashing into Yassin's body.

Hamas is one of the most vicious terrorist organization the world has ever produced. Since the most recent Arab pogrom  against Israel's Jewish population began in the Fall of 2001, Hamas has carried out 425 terrorist attacks, resulting in the deaths of 377 innocent people and the injuring of more than 2000 others.  Fifty-two of these were suicide-homicide bombings, murdering 288 people. This filthy, little sheikh gave the theological license and inspiration to others to carry out this terrorism. He deserved to die.

Some would say that it was inhumane to target a frail, old man and especially one bound to a wheelchair. To those we respond by asking, "How many Israelis did Yassin confine to wheelchairs... and coffins?

HERE COME DA' JUDGE...

Sheikh Yassin's subpoena was sent via "air mail." He is now wrapped in bacon and cooked to a crispy dark brown in that great frying pan in Hell. It's a very large frying pan with plenty of room for others!

 

OTHERS BEING PREPARED TO SUCK UP I.D.F. MISSILES...

 

Abdel Aziz Rantisi
Abdel Aziz Rantisi, New Hamas Leader
Replacing Sheikh Yassin
[Update: April 17, 2004: Rantisi sucked up his own IDF missile!
One more for the Allah Express!]

TIME FOR A POEM...
There once was a turd named Rantisi,
A Nazi all covered in fleasies,
He went for a drive,
But just never arrived,
Cause that missile flew right up his Teezie.*
(* Teez is Arabic for Tuchis)


Yasser Arafat
MAKE ARAFAT A 'MARTYR ALREADY!!!
[Update: Nov. 11, 2004 Arafat dies of AIDS. Click Here to see him roasting in Hell]

The following comments were Graciously Submitted by Dafna Yee
The Jewish Watch Dog

 

I think that the Israelis are being very cruel to make Arafat wait and wait for the 'martyrdom' that he has always promoted as the best way to serve his 'cause'.  Having read his exhortations to the 'palestinian' youth concerning the joys available to those who kill Jews, (a good place to read his actual words in translation is Palestinian Media Watch) and who die in that action, I have concluded that that is his personal desire.  In addition, he has certainly earned his 'martyrdom' as he has been responsible for more Jewish deaths than anyone has since Hitler.  So, I suggest that the Israelis stop waiting for him to give yet more proof that he deserves that type of death and grant it to him already.  Granting Arafat his wish for the type of death he wants will allow many Jews to continue with the LIFE that they want.  See, everybody can get what he or she wants.

Israelis have the power to keep him from having to hold his head down in shame when he is among his followers who already took that route.  He has even let people know that his preferred method of killing is using bombs.  So, let him have the type of death he wants so badly and drop a bomb on his house (although if someone wants to shoot him and put him out of his -- and our -- misery, please go ahead).  I mean wouldn't it be a terrible shame if, after all his efforts to fulfill the stated destiny of Islam -- dying while killing Jews (and other non-Muslims), he died of a heart attack or something?  Of course it would.  So, make Arafat a 'martyr' already!

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U.S. Response: The Bush administration said it was "deeply troubled" by the attack on Sheikh Yassin saying "it's essential that all the parties exercise maximum restraint."  Is it possible that the Bush Administration is unaware of Yassin's deadly "spiritual" mission?  This ugly, little devil sheikh was not only responsible for sending Arab Palestinian suicide bombers to murder hundreds of Jews but  is also directly responsible for the deaths of 38 of the 51 Americans murdered by those same  Arab Palestinians since the so-called Oslo "peace process" began in 1993.  The American Administration should be thanking the IDF for avenging those deaths of Americans rather than telling them to use restraint!


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